Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Somebody want to come teach my class?? Please???

I have to teach new hires this morning. We will be discussing policy and procedure. While I do know a lot about policy and procedure, really I just want to go back to bed.

This afternoon I am supposed to give them a tour of teh prison. I don't know how my friend Wendy does it, when she brings them to my office I try to scare the crap out of them about grievance so they won't screw up early on. (I know, I'm so nice...right!)

My allergies are going apeshit and it feels like a cat laid on my tongue all night. And not the good kind of cat alright???

So...wish me luck or please come by and teach for me. I have a feeling this one will be memorable! :)


  1. I hate when cat's lay on my tongue.

    Good luck!!!

  2. @Nel-I know right! It actually went okay but now my voice is almost gone. 6 hours of straight policy, ack!!

    @The Mother- I had three cups of coffee and a mocha joe. Still feel like crap. Just want to sleep.

  3. Cut me in. I'll teach anything you want me to. Will it matter if I know what I'm talking about? NO. Because I will ACT like I do. And THAT is all that matters.